Captain No.88 reported that our informants within CCM were unable to find real significant amounts of info due to tightened security but still managed to gather some pieces of the puzzle and leak it to the press (no, they're not getting a pay raise)
Now, this is what Areum looks like
Meh. Some say she's pretty, some no. Personally, she looks like a clumsy oaf who'd trip over her own shoes every day. But that's my call. YOU can think how you want.
Now, this is what our informants had to say - Areum's parents were (or still are, we never got hold of this one) in the music industry. Certainly, she would have gotten her parents connections to get in (Midget Boram is also a suspected case) an already well-known idol group. I don't know how influential her parents are but to get put in a popular group at such a time probably means they either bribed, coerced or whatever at KKS to get her in. That's nepotism straight up the next level - enough to make Sunny and her uncle's case look like nothing.
Yes, Sunny, someone now has taken the spot of ultra nepotism in Kpop. Celebrate all you want as antis shift their focus towards Areum for the time being while T-ara's fandom erupts into civil war.
Some may wonder though - with only 3 members in T-ara who are decent enough singers, while the rest are practically backup dancers, does Areum have anything to offer? Judge it yourself.
Honestly, I don't really find it that great but that's me. You can also go on Youtube and see that the uploader's name is 'CCMXAMC' - take out XAMC (whatever the fuck that means) and you get 'CCM'. Our analysts suspect that this uploader is highly likely to be a pro-CCM stanner or a Crap Cunt Morons employee (yes, Korea has its own English-speaking employees too).
Supposedly, she auditioned for JYP but didn't make it. Well, not that JYP is really much of a place for people with talent to begin with (Fuckcyeon, Nickhunt and Sofag, I'm looking at you) but then again, CCM is hardly any better (Cyclops, midget, Hwadog and mole-on-nose and pretty much the bulk of Co-Ed and its subs....who've been dead for God knows how long).
Conclusion of analysis - Areum's got nothing really spectacular about her other than her face and voice which is heavily subject to debate. Line distribution will get worse than it already is and of course, an internal war between the fans and CCM employees disguised as fans (that's right, KPIC is keeping a watch on you people)
Our informants in CCM will continue to keep watch for any new information that's worth notifying. Yes, CCM has its own lot of dissidents. T-ara isn't among them, however.
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