KPIC analysis report 3: Korean police shits on CCM like a boss

And you thought the Korean police were a bunch of useless fucks who can't do their jobs right seeing how they're slow to deal with the shit that's brewing in the dark underground dungeons under the magical land of unicorns and fairies known as Kpop.

But read this

"Core Contents Media recently announced that the alleged back-dancer testimony had been fabricated, and that they had determined this by tracking down the IP address and had submitted a request to the Police. However, the Seoul Seocho Police Department has come forth with a statement that seems to refute what CCM has previously stated"


“There is not a single report on file relating to Core Contents Media or T-ara,” said the police department. “The various reports saying that [CCM] has reported this to the cyber investigative squad is false.”


Ok, so the police didn't arrest or bust anyone for shit but CCM's definitely taken shit of the Hwayoung/T-ara to a whole new level. Why say the police were involved in the whole fake testimony shit when they weren't even told about the shit itself?

Christ, last thing anyone would wanna do is make the entire national and Seoul police force laugh their heads off at them like a bunch of hyenas.

Coming from a guy who's granddad was also a detective for the Korean police back in the 70s, this has got to be among the most ridiculous news statements I've ever heard between law enforcement and Kpop.

Pretty surprising the police didn't make a bigger fuss about this because one of the most silliest agencies of Kpop just used them as a shield for their contradicting shit. If I were the police chief, I woulda sent these guys in to take this guy down permanently.