KPIC analysis report 2 - Dani can't speak fucking Korean

Now, I'm sure people had been going all batshit crazy with the addition of some middle schooler in a group with fully grown women for some time. This time, our intel-gathering informers and agents didn't even need to snoop in for some info because some kindly folk (who I suspect is a delusional fangirl or fanboy) uploaded this shit in Youtube.

And you know what? I don't even. Just LOOK at that. Learning to introduce yourself is one of the most basic things you learn when learning to speak a language you don't know jack shit about.

And I thought Tiffany and Nicole had it worse but really? Dani takes the cake. If you can't even speak the goddamn language properly of the country you're gonna make money in, then I might as well enlist into the fucking Russian military with only an hour's worth of learning the damn language - and probably get hazed every minute for speaking it like shit. Koreans in Korea aren't going to put up with some kid debuting in an idol group who are grossly fail in the language. Christ, even Victoria, Luna and Nickhunt (even when drunk) speak better thant she does.

And it's said that Dani will be designated as a fucking rapper while having not even a year's worth of training. What a joke. At this rate, anyone can debut as a member of a fucking popular group.

Hey Seungri, who's the one teaching you how to rap when you can't even speak the language properly? Assuming you're Seungri's long-lost-sister-recently-found or some shit, I'm guessing either TOP or GDruggin are your rap teachers then - or better yet, both are.

Also considering Seungri's pedophilic tendencies.....

A pedophile, beastiality lover and incest-obsessive. Gulp.